Monday, December 03, 2007

|Humbugaboowhome?|

It just hit me that I think I may be opposed to Holiday Toy Drives.


promulgated by SWS2.1 at 20:12.
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|It turns out I'm hung like a... well, like a black man, I suppose. Strictly speaking in terms of academic pedigree, of course. Not that size matters. Right, boys?|

US News and World Report has just started ranking public U.S. High Schools, and my alma mater is solidly and exclusively holding the #1 spot.

Man, I'm so jealous of my kids. No offense necessarily intended to my parents, but I came from nothing. My kids, on the other hand, will have a super star lawyer dad who went to the #1 high school in the country, then to an Ivy League college and then to a Top 5 law school, and another dad who is a hot television star.

I think I'm going to remind them of this every Father's Day that, instead of opting for a good, thoughtful gift, they give me a comedic tie or a hug.


promulgated by SWS2.1 at 19:57.
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|Septimus Warren Smith 2.1|
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I date men (well...).
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