Wednesday, November 01, 2006
|To Wong Foo B. D. Wong, thanks for everything, Julie Newmar.|
Did you ever think it was possible to accidentally have sex with a celebrity? Well, it's probably not. But the likelihood increases manifestly when it's a B-list celebrity.
When you go on to a gay sex site where quasi-anonymity is as indigenous a quality as pseudo-masculinity and you talk to a hot looking guy whose face is conveniently obscured by the flash of the camera and then he reveals his face pic to you and you ask, because it looks like but you aren't sure because the picture is small, if he is the guy who played the wedding planner's assistant in "Father of the Bride" and he asks, "Would it matter if I were?" and then you ask, "Is that a yes?" and then he dodges the question but convinces you to his East Village apartment all the same and you get to the door and it's opened to reveal that while it is the same person who played the wedding planner's assistant in "Father of the Bride" it is NOT the same man because the before you stands not a lilting piece of queeritude but a hunky built deep-voice boot wearing piece of hot gay asian (Gaysian? Is that an acceptable term yet?) slab of man beef, yes, it's possible to accidentally have sex with a celebrity.
Did you ever think it was possible to accidentally have sex with a celebrity? Well, it's probably not. But the likelihood increases manifestly when it's a B-list celebrity.
When you go on to a gay sex site where quasi-anonymity is as indigenous a quality as pseudo-masculinity and you talk to a hot looking guy whose face is conveniently obscured by the flash of the camera and then he reveals his face pic to you and you ask, because it looks like but you aren't sure because the picture is small, if he is the guy who played the wedding planner's assistant in "Father of the Bride" and he asks, "Would it matter if I were?" and then you ask, "Is that a yes?" and then he dodges the question but convinces you to his East Village apartment all the same and you get to the door and it's opened to reveal that while it is the same person who played the wedding planner's assistant in "Father of the Bride" it is NOT the same man because the before you stands not a lilting piece of queeritude but a hunky built deep-voice boot wearing piece of hot gay asian (Gaysian? Is that an acceptable term yet?) slab of man beef, yes, it's possible to accidentally have sex with a celebrity.
promulgated by SWS2.1 at 09:17.
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1 Comments:
Cool. Don't suppose you'll say _which_ website you found him at?
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