Tuesday, December 20, 2005
|Anathema.|
I was looking at the Fordham Law website for admitted students. There was a picture of some guys playing soccer in a grassy park. And then I remembered that the law school is right there by the West Side Highway and I might rollerblade more often if I lived over there.
And then I thought about all of the hot gay guys who are always rollerblading around in that area. And I remembered how (hot) gay guys treat me.
And suddenly my chest was... impaled. By or on what? My fear, I assume. I was taken with this almost paralysis at the thought of having to spend even one more day in a city where the population I've been cursed to find attractive hates me so very much.
I cannot attend law school in New York City, can I?
I was looking at the Fordham Law website for admitted students. There was a picture of some guys playing soccer in a grassy park. And then I remembered that the law school is right there by the West Side Highway and I might rollerblade more often if I lived over there.
And then I thought about all of the hot gay guys who are always rollerblading around in that area. And I remembered how (hot) gay guys treat me.
And suddenly my chest was... impaled. By or on what? My fear, I assume. I was taken with this almost paralysis at the thought of having to spend even one more day in a city where the population I've been cursed to find attractive hates me so very much.
I cannot attend law school in New York City, can I?
promulgated by SWS2.1 at 16:36.
3 comments
3 Comments:
you can attend law school anywhere you want, just be careful where you rollerblade. ;)
I think I'll aim for as un-gay an area as possible. So I'm thinking either New Haven or South Central LA. We'll see where the cards land.
"I think I'll aim for as un-gay and area as possible."
Says the boy studying in Paris.
And be sure to include this in your rejection letter to Fordham.
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