The Septimus Notes

Sunday, May 01, 2005

|Babies, no longer just objet d'art.|

Last night me and various and sundry members of my gang had dinner in Brooklyn. For the first time, we were able to meet the baby that's now the center of attention (!). Well, I know it was my first time. Clearly it wasn't Josh's sister's first time. In any case, the conversation around and about this newborn was so much more fun than other newborn conversations I've been privy to. I think it's the youth of the group. He's a brief rundown of jokes and jabs and such of the evening:

1. The only way to get close enough to a five year old to rape it is if you're wearing a clown suit.

2. Satan might be trying to fill you up with (smelly) baby poo.

3. Suddent Infant Death Syndrome doesn't quite sound right, given that it's sudden infant death. Chris noted that's it's really more of a phenomenon. So, to that effect: SIDP. Suddent Infant Death Phenomenon. The 'P' is silent, much like the baby would be.

4. Lezabelle.

5. The BLACKEST name of a girl born last year in California (officially termed a "super black" name) was Ebony.

6. The WHITEST? Molly.

7. Yes, in fact, all passing of gas can be blamed on the baby.

8. NYPoo.

Fin.

promulgated by SWS2.1 at 11:02.
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