Bush VERSUS Kerry DUNH DUNH DUNH!

Moderator: "... Ninety seconds, Mr. President."

Bush: "The War on Terror is hardwork. It's not easy working hard on this hard work that's the War on Terror. Hard work. Hard work. Ward hork. Hold on, that's not right. Heh. The War on Terror is really hard, it's hard work."

Moderator: "... Mr. Kerry, response?"

Kerry: "Well, all I can say is I was in Vietnam, so I know what's Vietnam going on. And when I came back from that war, the Vietnam War, I realized two things Vietnam: 1) That I was in the Vietnam War and 2) that I was in a war that was taking place in Vietnam. Vietnam. Vietnam War. Vietnam. That war, the Viet-"

Bush: "I-I-I. Can I say something?"

Moderator: "Uhm, sure. Go ahead, Mr. President."

Bush: ::pauses for dramatic effect of overblinking:: "Vietnam was one thing, but hard work is a whole other breed of cat hard work."